How The Recession Stole Brand
Every marketer in America liked Branding a lot.
But the Recession, who loomed over them this year, did NOT!
The Recession hated Branding and thought it was manure.
Please, don’t ask me why, cause I’m not really sure.
It could be the school where he earned his degree.
It could be, perhaps, his longstanding obsession with pedigree.
But, I think that the mostly likely reason of all,
may have been that his ego was the size of a mall.